Clean your nose clean your soul.
All inventions come from necessity. Here’s one that was evidently created when the only thing that would alleviate a nose full of boogers, was mom’s best teapot filled with saltwater. Invented by the ancient Yogis to cleanse themselves before twisting themselves into knots. It helps: “Cleanse the energy channels and balance the right and left hemispheres.” Let’s be honest, post nasal drip combined with the downward dog position created the need for another ancient invention, the mop.
According to the box, it takes practice, pouring the fluid in one nostril so that it flows easily out the other, a technique, that hopefully you master before drowning yourself with salty mucus.The box is helpful, providing a photo demonstration, rather than an illustration. A proud moment for the model. I commend her on the ability to smile professionally while stuffing a gravy boat into her honker. I’m certain there’s a photo of me somewhere, from my college days, doing the same thing with a bottle of Moosehead lager.
So get the Neti pot not because you never know where your fingers have been, or because you can’t align your chakra with a farmer’s blow.Get it because it’s how circus freaks pour a cup of tea.
